Taylor Lorenz may be gone from X, but she is definitely not forgotten. Occasionally, X users venture over to her new home on Bluesky to see what wacky adventures their favorite former Washington Post ‘journalist’ is up to.
Oh look, she’s wackier than ever.
Everyone knows that Covid can not infect you if a camera is pointed at you - it’s SCIENCE! Wait is that Covid? Say ‘CHEESE!’ Whew, that was close!
Yes, Covid craziness has gripped Lorenz. Just read on.
The saying goes, ‘You can never be too safe.’ Lorenz proves you can.
Who in their right mind describes simple respiration as ‘rawdogging the air?’
Love me some raw dogged air!
— TheOtherBill (@TheOtherBill2) December 2, 2024
Doesn’t everybody?
This is a parody right? Like, she’s not serious, right? Who says “raw dogging air?”
— Pretty (not) Lieb (@prettylieb) December 2, 2024
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So far, just Taylor Lorenz.
I can’t wait to tell people I’m “raw dogging the air” when I’m…. Just breathing.
— Deb (@debra675) December 2, 2024
Do you really want people to think you’re Taylor Lorenz?
🎶 I can feel it raw-dogging the air tonight, oh Lord 🎶
— Roger Geissler (@RogerGeissler) December 2, 2024
Be careful, that bombastic Phil Collins drum fill will send Covid flying everywhere.
There’s precautions and then there’s straight up paranoia. Lorenz obviously indulges the latter.
She wears a mask outdoors, as if coronavirus is just floating around in the lower atmosphere, waiting to attack her. pic.twitter.com/huJwxnUlps
— Mark Ashworth (@marklarflash) December 2, 2024
In her defense, we are definitely not the same. She is anti-science, anti-common sense, scientifically illiterate and forever woke. We are not the same.
— Earl Scott (@rightnGA) December 2, 2024
She is right about one thing: we most decidedly "are not the same".
— James Flood III (@jamesfloodiii) December 2, 2024
We’re normal.
We don’t know how old Lorenz is. She’s pretty secretive about it. Maybe, she’s disinfecting her Social Security checks with her UV light after her postal carrier drops them off.
Others seem to think so.
At least she admitted she’s elderly. #Babysteps
— Heather B (@BoulwareH2) December 2, 2024
She is in an at-risk group being over 70
— Bill Speros (@billsperos) December 2, 2024
To be fair, senior citizens tend to be more COVID-conscious
— Eric (@The_OtherET) December 2, 2024
With the holidays upon us, you got to watch out for especially festive strains of Covid. So, if anyone has Lorenz on their Christmas list here’s a gift idea.
All Taylor wants for Christmas is pic.twitter.com/uAeyi4jmET
— Red McNeckerson (@auburntiger78) December 2, 2024
Her paranoid struggle to not contract covid seems 10,000x worse than actually contracting covid.
— url of sammich (@dotsammich) December 2, 2024
Yes, she’s a case study in overkill.
Without Lorenz being on X we sometimes forget she’s still breathing on Bluesky behind her layers of masks, but thankfully not ‘rawdogging the air’ because that would be crazy.
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