The 10 dumbest Amanda Marcotte tweets of 2014

You really can’t make up some of the crazy Amanda Marcotte spews. Here are her top ten highlights, er lowlights, of 2014.

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High school student Patrick Farves asked Miss America Nina Davuluri to the prom. Marcotte says that’s sexual harassment:

https://twitter.com/AmandaMarcotte/status/458276400047595520

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Most women pay nine dollars per month for their birth control. Not Amanda:

https://twitter.com/AmandaMarcotte/status/485134001951088641

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She wants women to incorporate their lady parts:

https://twitter.com/AmandaMarcotte/status/490919447704924160

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She thinks conservatives support border security because we love to spank our kids:

https://twitter.com/AmandaMarcotte/status/497477844440580096

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She’s angry at single moms who are buying guns to protect themselves from rioters:

https://twitter.com/AmandaMarcotte/status/499564300189462528

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Democrats haven’t had a chance to push their agenda during her lifetime:

http://twitter.com/#!/AmandaMarcotte/status/530124316529405953

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She offered up this theory for why Republicans wanted Sen. Kirsten Gillebrand to name the member of Congress who allegedly harassed her:

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https://twitter.com/AmandaMarcotte/status/505699514238251008

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She thinks conservatives believe that rape never happens:

https://twitter.com/AmandaMarcotte/status/540935488576978945

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And perhaps the dumbest tweet of all:

https://twitter.com/AmandaMarcotte/status/501751562331779072

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There were many other worthy candidates. Tough to narrow it down to just 10, but hey that’s why Twitchy editors get paid the big bucks.

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In short, it was another banner year for our favorite wacky feminist. Keep up the insane work, Amanda, and thank you for giving Twitchy so much great fodder.