But of course. On Planet Touré, you may recall, there is no such thing as a race card:
It’s just a figment of our racist-y imaginations! (Just like the plane that smashed into the Pentagon on September 11, 2001.)
Yet here on Earth, Touré somehow always manages to get a race card royal flush:
Yes, that notorious white leader Don Lemon:
But wait. There’s more!