Touré, CEO of the Racism Industrial Complex, makes us all laugh out loud

But of course. On Planet Touré, you may recall, there is no such thing as a race card:

https://twitter.com/Toure/statuses/273596034133938176

It’s just a figment of our racist-y imaginations! (Just like the plane that smashed into the Pentagon on September 11, 2001.)

Yet here on Earth, Touré somehow always manages to get a race card royal flush:

https://twitter.com/Toure/statuses/409867366265532416

Yes, that notorious white leader Don Lemon:

But wait. There’s more!

https://twitter.com/Toure/statuses/360488536505462787

https://twitter.com/Toure/statuses/333739795056562177

https://twitter.com/Toure/statuses/333731432176418816

https://twitter.com/Toure/statuses/333732595638611968

We don’t mean to shortchange Marc Lamont Hill, who is certainly no slouch in this department. But — let’s face it — when it comes to playing the race card, Touré is simply incredible.