L'Enfant update: It's a boy! More to come. #WMATA
— Metro Transit Police (@MetroTransitPD) August 1, 2013
Naturally, the news provided good fodder for Twitter:
Humblebrag “@MetroTransitPD: A baby was just delivered ON THE PLATFORM at L'Enfant Plaza. MTPD on scene.”
— Matt Henry (@CoachMattHenry) August 1, 2013
so you can't eat on the DC metro, but you can give birth? that's not fair at all. #trolling https://t.co/so43tqCqfK
— Chris Moody (@moody) August 1, 2013
Did you charge it a fare? MT: @MetroTransitPD: A baby was just delivered ON THE PLATFORM at L'Enfant Plaza.
— Jeffrey Young (@JeffYoung) August 1, 2013
Poor kid. Born without exit fare. MT @MetroTransitPD: A baby was just delivered ON THE PLATFORM at L'Enfant Plaza. MTPD on scene.
— Simon Maloy (@SimonMaloy) August 1, 2013
My hope is that the baby born at L'Enfant Plaza gets a name that has an N in it that no one ever pronounces. #lefant #wmata
— JDLand ?? (@JDLand) August 1, 2013
Baby born on platform at L'Enfant Plaza metro. First living act was climbing up a broken escalator.
— Brian Beutler (@brianbeutler) August 1, 2013
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Surprised it wasn't delayed. #easyjoke RT @postlocal A baby was just delivered at L'Enfant Plaza station. http://t.co/kQg6qFuJER #metrobaby
— Becca (@BeccaH_JR) August 1, 2013
You think your commute was labor intensive today? Not as much as this woman. http://t.co/fhBeXXmBAs #Gross
— John Hudak (@JohnJHudak) August 1, 2013
https://twitter.com/xSpaceManDee/status/362954521170808832
If the Metro baby breastfeeds in the L'Enfant Plaza station, does it get fined for eating? So many questions.
— Jeffrey Young (@JeffYoung) August 1, 2013
Note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.
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