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Ribald rapper Juicy J shows off his key to the city of Memphis

http://instagram.com/p/WamVPEI-Lc/

Juicy J tweeted this photo earlier this evening. It’s not clear if he received the key today or in the past.

In any case, we’ve decided to mark the occasion by reproducing some of the “love song” lyrics that Juicy J is famous for. (Warning: Adult language.)

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“Slob On My Knob”

Slob on my knob
Like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don’t have to ask, don’t have to beg
Juicy is my name
Sex is my game
Let’s call the boys, let’s run a train
Squeeze on my nuts
Lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please don’t touch
First find a mate
Second find a place
Third find a bag, to hide the ho face
Real name rover
I said bend over
I started to knock, then came the odor
Smelled like mush
Shouldn’t had a woosh
Told her to stop, and take a dush
When she did that
I didn’t want the cat
So I bounced out and never came back
Suck a nigga dick or something
* * *

“Flip That Bitch A Few Times”

Flip that bitch a few times, flip that bitch a few times
Mama always said
Flip that bitch a few times, got a brick in the trunk
You know I gotta get mine
Mama always said
Flip that bitch a few times, flip that bitch a few times
Flip that bitch a few times
Mama always said
Flip that bitch a few times, got a brick in the trunk
You I know gotta get mine
Mama always said
Flip that bitch a few times…
* * *
“Deeze Bitches Rollin'”
These bitches rolling, we rolling up
Money pouring down, drank pouring up
I’m fucked up, it’s time to fuck
She’s fucked up, it’s time to fuck
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This is whom Memphis chose to honor? Wow.

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