Classy as always. Right, “Benghazi psychos”?
For a while now, comedian Joe Mande’s shtick has been begging his followers to help him land a gig as the spokesman for LaCroix brand sparkling water.
https://twitter.com/JoeMande/status/253586531858657280
https://twitter.com/JoeMande/status/254266830397534208
Unfortunately for him, companies don’t usually want to be represented by ever-so-charming guys who offer to pay for bodily fluids to be thrown at a U.S. senator.
https://twitter.com/JoeMande/status/463524140238901248
Mande says he received a tall glass of sparkling shut-your-trap from LaCroix. The letter attributed to LaCroix’s lawyer specifically cites Mande’s political views and “offensive” jokes as a reason why the company is asking him to stop misrepresenting himself its spokesperson.
https://twitter.com/JoeMande/statuses/462371891315871744
Here’s a zoomed-in view of the letter:
I’ve received a letter from the cowards at La Croix Water asking me to stop claiming to be their celebrity spokesman. Apparently La Croix is concerned they might lose valuable business from Michelle Malkin-reading, Benghazi-obsessed right wing psychos. You know, that’s fine. But they should know that I’m never drinking LaCroix again. They’ve lost the support of the original and number one #LACROIXBOY: me!
I urge Perrier and/or Polar Seltzer and/or San Pellegrino to hit me up immediately. I’d be happy to endorse their product, provided they have a sense of humor and aren’t total fucking pussies.
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Mande is taking the scenic route to Whinesville on the waahhmbulance. Because hardy-har-har comedy something blah.
https://twitter.com/JoeMande/status/462373129726070784
https://twitter.com/JoeMande/status/463535546237587456
And he’s bringing a few friends with him:
@JoeMande I don't think the fools over at La Croix know who they're messing with #destroylacroix pic.twitter.com/Dv1AEvfMtp
— Brian, aka Bri-Dog (@thebestbridog) May 6, 2014
Never drinking lacroix again. A travesty. @JoeMande
— Lucy (@lucyexplains) May 4, 2014
https://twitter.com/baczor/status/463546762788339712
https://twitter.com/travishelwig/status/463538124488863744
The only reason I drank LaCroix was bc of @JoeMande but no more until they lift his ban @enjoyLaCroix #boycottlacroix #nonsense
— Harry Onion (@harry_onionz) May 4, 2014
@enjoyLaCroix i just poured all my lacroix down the drain. shame on you for your treatment of @JoeMande. #boycottlacroix
— The Beer Freak (@BippiCBeaver) May 3, 2014
https://twitter.com/DandyYoYo/status/462442589598134274
.@PolarBeverages, this would be a great time to lock down @JoeMande as a spokesman, since LaCroix are a bunch of cowards.
— Brian Dermody (@BrianDermody) May 2, 2014
Maybe some other company will hire Mande?
https://twitter.com/JoeMande/status/462373790295416833
https://twitter.com/JoeMande/status/462378417715834880
Love hurts.
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