If you’re like the vast majority of human beings on this planet, you haven’t closely followed the preaching of minister Louis Farrakhan, former calypso music artist, extremist Islamist, black supremacist, and all around anti-Semite. Well, it’s time you caught up on all the craziness … and Twitchy is here to help!
In short, it’s all about The Wheel. No, we’re not talking about the Wheel of Fortune. That’s Pat Sajak — different minister. It’s some kind of mothership from outer space that follows Farrakhan around. At some point, when he’s good and ready, he will climb on board to fly away from planet Earth and, for good measure, maybe kill off all of our planet’s blue-eyed devils.
Here’s some Twitter background about The Wheel:
When Farrakhan ascends to The Plane that night/ We will walk by Faith and not by sight #Atl FOI drill team
— Joshua Muhammad (@lifeofjoshua1) December 29, 2013
The wheels follow #Farrakhan wherever he goes. Take it or let it alone! He knows!#TheTimehttp://t.co/7Gw2kCyzo9
— Ilia Rashad Muhammad (@iliarashad) December 29, 2013
The Hon. Min. @LouisFarrakhan is calling #10ThousandToMecca for #Hajj2015…Are you prepared? Join the Conversation! pic.twitter.com/XJ2SHsC34O
— Sultan Rahman Muhammad (@ImamSultanM) January 11, 2014
@brotherjesse @sheedtalks617 Sis. Capt Betsy Jean Farrakhan with Min. Don & Bro Ali describing the wheel pic.twitter.com/SHMalRRzE7
— Carlos Muhammad (@CarlosMuhammad1) December 29, 2013
ASA MINISTER FARRAKHAN I wanted to know how can you explain the moons on the other planets but our moon came from our earth?
— Graham Latshaw (@GrahamLatshaw) January 16, 2014
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That’s because UFOs weigh heavily in the gospel of Louie.
The Power of The Wheel to create its own atmosphere; evade and elude aircraft. Read more: http://t.co/3uTYVXmLdx pic.twitter.com/4mdziobgHM
— MINISTER FARRAKHAN (@LouisFarrakhan) January 14, 2014
‘Swing Low, Sweet Chariot’: The Destructive Power of #TheWheel above our heads http://t.co/knr5IahJoS pic.twitter.com/00pPoK5faj
— MINISTER FARRAKHAN (@LouisFarrakhan) January 9, 2014
https://twitter.com/Artisticpoet_/status/417147772677021696
And they’re probably gonna destroy America. Because blue-eyed devils.
I'm with Master Fard Muhammad, The Honorable Elijah Muhammad and The Honorable Minister Louis Farrakhan #TheWheel pic.twitter.com/H2nPOPoySI
— Brother Sean X (@XGAINESX) December 29, 2013
Black excellence destroys White racism.
— MINISTER FARRAKHAN (@LouisFarrakhan) April 21, 2012
In one of his latest videos, Farrakhan says The Wheel, the great mother plane, sits 40 miles above Earth, just above America, ready to deal vengeance upon our racist-y ways.
At the top of things you have a satanic, demonic mind that is the architect of America's foreign policy. #TheTime pic.twitter.com/dkU8i5oCH9
— MINISTER FARRAKHAN (@LouisFarrakhan) April 7, 2013
The honorable Elijah Muhammad, who is widely believed to have died in 1975, is actually still alive! That’s right. He has been broadcasting to Farrakhan from one of the UFO wheels. Never trust Wikipedia!
Elijah Muhammad is Alive and is on the Wheel and with Master Fard Muhammad and in Power! #TheTime #TheTime pic.twitter.com/2XdRQZpngN
— Richard X (@Mightyfruit) December 29, 2013
Happy Saviours' Day! The Most Honorable Elijah Muhammad IS 116 today. Born Oct. 7, 1897. He is Alive & Well. #TheTime pic.twitter.com/2OkBa2BbKF
— Knowledge for LIFE (Know4LIFE) (@Know4LIFE) October 7, 2013
The Most Honorable Elijah Muhammad is still physically alive; tomorrow He will be 116 years of age. Allah helped Elijah escape a death plot.
— Brother Ahmad Shinfayah I (@HumanBiotics) October 7, 2013
There’s also a board game! Like Monopoly, but you don’t get rich at the end. You become a god. Or something.
https://twitter.com/SDK2012/status/421697384687874048
But not if you’re a Jew, because you won’t let Kanye West listen to Farrakhan:
Why don't powerful Jews want Kanye West or you to listen to Farrakhan? The truth hurts! http://t.co/iieqNQo7Ka
— The Final Call News (@TheFinalCall) December 26, 2013
Jews! Always causing trouble.
We should also mention that there’s a new economic system just for members of the Nation of Islam.
How much are we willing to sacrifice for our freedom? 5¢ a day is painless! http://t.co/qXIRoi05cT #EconomicBlueprint pic.twitter.com/RrNGHtOvHF
— MINISTER FARRAKHAN (@LouisFarrakhan) December 26, 2013
Maybe it’s time for the Nation of Islam to create its own currency, sort of like Bitcoin except racist. Farrakhoin?
So there you have it. Ready to sign up to the Nation of Islam now? Because if you aren’t, you’re probably a racist Zionist who doesn’t even have the good sense to fear The Wheel.
Minister Farrakhan has been posting weekly addresses for about a year, each one an hour long. The first video has more than 124,000 views. He seemed well on his way to YouTube stardom. Alas, a year later, each video is garnering only about 20,000 views each. He’s probably hoping the mothership comes soon before his viewership dwindles down to nothing.
Wait, wait. Oh no. We think he converted Pat Sajak!
https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/423655867523670016
Enjoy the mothership, brother.
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