If you’ve ever wondered what comes after Rebecca Black’s incredibly bad but catchy “Friday” video, you should be ashamed for wondering such a thing, and we hope you regret having the answer to your irresponsible question. Here it is:
We hope you’re happy. But you probably aren’t, and neither is Twitter:
Moral of the story: Don't watch Chinese Food. It's worse than Friday and slightly racist.
— sarada (@saradamauck) October 15, 2013
That "Chinese Food" song is SO racist. I feel kinda bad pointing it out because the poor girl is only 12 and clearly has no clue, but WOW.
— Roxxie Maneater (@BattyMamzelle) October 15, 2013
Chinee food huh??? ^__________________^
— #NeverTrump (@DefendWallSt) October 16, 2013
That Chinese Food song is HELLA racist… Unbelievable… Go screw yourself Patrice Wilson
— Juhroy (@JRoidz) October 16, 2013
just watched that stupid Chinese food video. So racist. You're dressed as a pand putting the dog Monopoloy piece on Oriental Avenue #Think
— Kate (@KaterinaBeth) October 16, 2013
Omfg. I just watched "Chinese food". Produced by the idiots who made "Friday". MOST RACIST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD FROM A 12 YEAR OLD.
— jamie. (@Jamieee__xo) October 16, 2013
The new song Chinese Food is incredibly racist and makes me hate this country even more than I currently do.
— Jake Boyce (@jakeyboyce) October 16, 2013
I finally gave in watched Chinese Food. Yea it's racist but isn't anyone else creeped out by the adult dude in a panda suit w/tween girls?
— Jodi (@jk_0126) October 15, 2013
I feel so bad for that girl in the Chinese Food video. She's going to get so much shit for that racist video when it wasn't even hers.
— Anthony (@anthagiox) October 15, 2013
How does dancing with a panda express your love for Chinese food? Woman you just racist.
— Justin S. (@justinnsantiago) October 16, 2013
YouTube viral video by Alison Gold – Chinese Food is the new Rebecca Black – Friday. That racist little bitch is eating sweet & sour kitten!
— joe kang (@fuquan79) October 15, 2013
I wish people will stop making ridiculously fucked up music. Seriously Chinese Food?! That's dumb singing about food and racist too.
— YeongHau Siang (@siaanngg) October 15, 2013
Then there’s these two guys defending the video:
If it's racist to love it when a panda is used to extol the virtues of Americanized Chinese food, then I guess I'm a big fucking racist.
— Zach Brooks (@midtownlunchLA) October 16, 2013
I want to be feign outrage at “Chinese Food” for its racist overtones—lol Oriental Avenue—but I also love fried rice and noodles.
— shut up, mayo boy (@downtonallie) October 16, 2013
But really, it’s so terrible musically, the racism is just icing on the derp-cake.
We almost forgot about this:
@StillAJonasFan i still don't get why there are geishas in this if the song is about chinese food….geishas are japanese like wtf
— You Know Who I Be (@thtdumbfangirl) October 16, 2013