This afternoon, Al Franken held a press conference to address allegations that he groped multiple women. That’s when he announced that, in the wake of his shameful conduct, he would be resigning from the Senate, effective immediately.
Oh, wait. No he didn’t. He basically said he doesn’t remember doing anything really wrong and he’s not going anywhere.
Al Franken: "I know that I have let a lot of people down." pic.twitter.com/pOFtT2njnU
— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) November 27, 2017
https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/935211666073116673
Won't say how or who. Blames the victims feelings. Back to the Senate! https://t.co/dFYNAMriTc
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) November 27, 2017
Franken says he will stay on the job because as a pro-choice Democrat, no one will make any effort to force him out.
— Crusty Gobblestein (@NathanWurtzel) November 27, 2017
https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/935211895316992000
In other words he's saying she's lying. https://t.co/bhdWyA4Bj5
— BT (@back_ttys) November 27, 2017
https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/935211962048368640
But he’s gonna be more sensitive now:
Al Franken: "This will not happen again going forward." pic.twitter.com/tz6wFaImg1
— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) November 27, 2017
https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/935212144861351936
Franken says "I have to be much for conscious. Much for careful" when taking photos with people…what? Like, not consciously grabbing women's behinds?
— Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) November 27, 2017
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Hey, he can’t help it if women misinterpreted his groping them. What’s important is that he’s going to stay put so he can continue to advance women’s causes.
Q: "What kind of behavior demands a resignation?"
Al Franken: "I am not going to get into that or speculate on that" pic.twitter.com/MGWfUJqJzw
— BuzzFeed News (@BuzzFeedNews) November 27, 2017
https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/935212327183572992
Franken won't speculate about what conduct would justify as resignation, and won't speculate about whether more women may come forward.
— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) November 27, 2017
Al Franken refuses to say what level of sexual harassment merits resignation from elected officials.
— Peter J. Hasson (@peterjhasson) November 27, 2017
He just knows he doesn’t meet those requirements.
https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/935212627827052545
Al Franken is apologizing and pledging to never again do something he says he can't remember doing
— Steve Kornacki (@SteveKornacki) November 27, 2017
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What a guy. So committed to making this country the best it can be.
https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/935213924168994816
It does, doesn’t it? But he’s a busy man, and there’s no time for speculation:
Al Franken says he "cannot speculate" whether more women will accuse him of sexual misconduct pic.twitter.com/xMjoHwMQwW
— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) November 27, 2017
Put another way:
Al Franken "Who knows how many more women's asses I've grabbed?"
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) November 27, 2017
This. Effing. Guy.
What a load of crap. #AlFranken
— L.M.Whistleblower (@laurenmarie10) November 27, 2017
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