Chances are pretty good you’ve never heard of Dan Arel, a blue-checkmarked “Activist | Journalist | Author.” And if that’s the case, boy are you missing out on some brilliance.

Consider this Exhibit A:

“Hate and racism.” Oh, Dan. Bless your tiresome little heart.

If you close your eyes, you can almost see Dan sitting there patting himself on the back for his super-clever, totes edgy tweet.



At the very least, Dan should get some new material. This stuff is getting so old. Not to mention just straight-up wrong.

If only Dan were capable of understanding how much luckier he is than so many other people.