Well, this is a bummer:

Gee, what a difference a day makes.

OK, well, he clearly just wants to save his energy up for the Really Big Show.

Oh, totally. And besides: He wouldn’t want to give anyone the impression that he’d do anything “inappropriate”.

And Bernie doesn’t seem to mind the idea of debating Trump:

Maybe this isn’t about what’s appropriate after all. Maybe Donald’s just some kind of … “leightweight.”