Recently re-elected House Speaker John Boehner shared a sickening smooch with Nancy Pelosi today. Because of course he did.

Best way to cope with that kind of horrifying image? Caption contests. And stuff like this:

Giggles. Disturbing, but perfect.

If by “terrible,” you mean “brilliant.” Nicely done, sir.

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