Kim Jong Un went missing for a little while, sparking rampant speculation about what he was up to, not to mention his health. But it seems that he’s resurfaced:
https://twitter.com/passantino/status/521803137347117056
And the DPRK’s “official news feed” assures us, Kim is just fine. In fact, he’s better than fine. He’s positively strapping:
Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un returns from martial arts training and meditation atop Mount Paektu, to defend people against Japanese aggression
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) October 13, 2014
He’s only got the cane because he hurt himself doing sweet ninja moves. But it was so worth it. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills, you know.
He's baaaack MT @DPRK_News: Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un returns from martial arts training and meditation atop Mount Paektu,
— Mary Sue (@RubySlipperblog) October 13, 2014
https://twitter.com/napiez/status/521810355559739392
Yeah … @DPRK_News isn’t “legit” per se, but it’s a damn fine parody account.
Tubby Un was martial arts training. LOL
— Melissa Mackenzie (@MelissaTweets) October 13, 2014
Since when is binge eating a Martial Art?
RT@DPRK_News: Kim Jong-Un rtns from martial arts training atop Mt Paektu, to defend agnst Japan
— I yield my time. (@MaryLittleton) October 14, 2014
Ha!
@DPRK_News @GeorgeBevis if you can't tweet a picture then it didn't happen. What new martial arts moves did he learn up this mountain?
— Ben Crouch #BlackLivesMatter (@BenCrouchUK) October 13, 2014
Pics or didn't happen RT @DPRK_News: Supreme Leader returns from martial arts/meditation on Mt Paektu, to defend against Japanese aggression
— ☆ Kat ☆ (@KM_Nicholson) October 14, 2014
Somebody Photoshop this … please!
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