Kim Jong Un went missing for a little while, sparking rampant speculation about what he was up to, not to mention his health. But it seems that he’s resurfaced:

And the DPRK’s “official news feed” assures us, Kim is just fine. In fact, he’s better than fine. He’s positively strapping:

He’s only got the cane because he hurt himself doing sweet ninja moves. But it was so worth it. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills, you know.

Yeah … @DPRK_News isn’t “legit” per se, but it’s a damn fine parody account.


Somebody Photoshop this … please!



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