Well, the numbers are in, and they’re pretty ugly. From the beginning of January 2014 to the end of March, GDP rose by a paltry 0.1 percent. Economists had expected to see at least one percent growth. Whoops.

That’s actually the basic gist of the White House’s take on things:

That explains everything!


Blame it on anything but the Obama administration’s horrendous economic policy.

Well, yeah. But Reagan didn’t have to contend with climate change like President Obama does!

Evidently the weather machine only functions within U.S. borders:

Because apparently they don’t have winter up there.

Pretty brutal, no doubt.

At least some individual states dealing with chilly temps made out OK:

But let’s be honest:

Heh. Meanwhile:

We’d better take pre-emptive actions now!