The Juicebox Mafia sure has their work cut out for them!
Earlier today, we were informed that the Census Bureau will be changing the upcoming census survey. And it just so happens that the changes will help mask pesky Obamacare data.
Sarah Kliff, erstwhile ignorer of “local crime stories” for the Washington Post and current senior editor for Vox, was initially unsettled by the news:
But it didn’t take long for her to change her tune:
Oh. Well if an Obama administration official says there’s nothing to worry about, we’re golden! Isn’t that right, Voxsplainers?
Got it? All is well!
Yeah. Totes trusted.
Just a coincidence, we’re sure.
That’s rhetorical, of course.