Silly stuff is all Team Obama has left.
With the Obamacare signup deadline only a week away (well, give or take a week, according to Chuck Schumer) and little-to-no consumer interest, OFA is throwing shame to the wind:
Sprained ankle? Bubonic plague? http://t.co/YGuenlpbKS #GetCoveredNow
— OFA (@OFA) March 24, 2014
Take it away, OFA:
When bad luck strikes—whether it’s a sprained ankle or a touch of the bubonic plague—it pays to have health insurance. Do you have a friend who still needs to enroll before this year’s March 31st deadline? Remind them that when life happens, it’s good to be covered.
Wrong, OFA. When it comes to Obamacare, mockery is the best medicine:
RT @OFA CHEMTRAILS?? #GetCovered
— Cuffy (@CuffyMeh) March 24, 2014
Fire! Flood! Stepped-on-a rock! #GetCovered
RT @CuffyMeh: RT @OFA CHEMTRAILS?? #GetCovered— Tom (@BoreGuru) March 24, 2014
@OFA Andromeda Strain? Techno-Organic Virus? #GetCoveredNow
— Bryan Costin (@bcostin) March 24, 2014
.XBox thumb? Sore bum? Choom lung? RT @OFA: Sprained ankle? Bubonic plague? http://t.co/XkIP429Qsp #GetCoveredNow"
— Sam Valley (@SamValley) March 24, 2014
Chiggers? Is that covered? RT @OFA Sprained ankle? Bubonic plague? http://t.co/RAs9ho7oYn #GetCoveredNow
— MaxR.S (@Randy_Shannon) March 24, 2014
https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/448114242332684288
https://twitter.com/thedcosta77/status/448114662542807040
Caucasian consumption, Vanilla poisoning, mayonnaise overdose, country-western tinnitus, pickup truck lumbar rupture… @baldingschemer @OFA
— Brad Slager (@MartiniShark) March 24, 2014
FIFY @OFA Huffing unicorn farts? #GetCovered
— William Strunk, Jr. (@cdrusnret) March 24, 2014
All kidding aside, OFA’s desperation is truly staggering.
Hyperbolic fear can sell almost any shitty product. RT @OFA: Sprained ankle? Bubonic plague? http://t.co/3bkdPoInan #GetCoveredNow
— Cuffy (@CuffyMeh) March 24, 2014
Yep. And that’s just what the White House is counting on.
@CuffyMeh @OFA Remember when Candidate Obama used to dismiss "the politics of fear"? That's some change we can believe in…
— DCT (@DanielTurnerDC) March 24, 2014
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