Because picturing her with her “selfie” vibrator didn’t do enough permanent damage to our brains.

On today’s edition of “The View,” 84-year-old Walters discovered that she had junk in her trunk — with a little help from Instagram sensation Jen Selter — and decided to show it off to America.

Nothing like watching Barbara Walters wiggle her butt to make you wish for temporary blindness.


We’re not sure how or why, but some viewers actually seemed to enjoy the spectacle:

No! You don’t gotta love it!

If by “cracking,” you mean “throwing,” then yeah. We’re cracking up, too. Just … just look:

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(Image credit: New York Post)

That view could be much worse — it could be from the back. Thank goodness for small favors, right?

But still. We may never recover.

Yeah, join the club.



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