Oh, this is rich:

Dear Dems: “Statesman” does not mean what you think it means. Here’s a “clarification” for you: Ted Cruz didn’t build that shutdown; President Stompy Foot made that happen.

Up for a stroll down Memory Lane?

The Democrats need to quit their whining and take a long, hard look in the mirror. They may not like what they see, but hey — reality bites.

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with an additional tweet.