The AP reports that an Oklahoma man recently brought a foil-wrapped object to a local police briefing station:
Oklahoma City Police Capt. Dexter Nelson says a man discovered a Thermos-type container in his lawn Thursday afternoon and brought it to a police briefing station. Nelson says the container was heavy and had tinfoil protruding from the lid, so the man considered it suspicious.
Fortunately for all involved, bomb squad analysis revealed that the object was, in fact, a burrito. Which means, of course, that this story is ripe for mockery.
Annnnd a little parting food for thought: