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Gut bomb? Turns out suspicious foil-wrapped object in Okla. was just a burrito

Crisis averted!

The AP reports that an Oklahoma man recently brought a foil-wrapped object to a local police briefing station:

Oklahoma City Police Capt. Dexter Nelson says a man discovered a Thermos-type container in his lawn Thursday afternoon and brought it to a police briefing station. Nelson says the container was heavy and had tinfoil protruding from the lid, so the man considered it suspicious.

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Fortunately for all involved, bomb squad analysis revealed that the object was, in fact, a burrito. Which means, of course, that this story is ripe for mockery.

https://twitter.com/tiffany/status/403944262745608193

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https://twitter.com/lilmeady/status/403941016241446912

Annnnd a little parting food for thought:

https://twitter.com/matthewhurtt/status/403912517853786113

True story.

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