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Great success! Obama pretends Healthcare.gov site traffic indicates healthy enrollment

Break out the champagne, y’all! Healthcare.gov is a bona fide success:

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Ooo! That totally means it’s “working just fine,” right? Because, just as “health insurance” is the same as “health care,” “page hits” is the same as “successful enrollment.”

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/392315473330597889

Ridiculous. Also ridiculous? The idea that 20 million site hits is remarkable:

https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/392314993305075712

Not only is President Obama foolish to tie traffic numbers to enrollment success, but he’s dishonest. Prospective applicants are consistently met with timeouts and error pages:

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But according to Obama, they’re already benefiting. We all are. We just don’t know it yet:

What a joke.

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