Hey, Congress! Mia Farrow wants you to pay for her meds, apologize to America (Bonus selfie!)

How do you like that? Even 1-percenters like Farrow want free medicine. Perhaps she’d care for some complimentary birth control as well.

Will there be anything else, Ms. Farrow?

How about an apology to the Nation

— Mia Farrow (@MiaFarrow) October 16, 2013

Ah yes. Of course. This selfie should persuade Congress to fulfill her request:

selfie pic.twitter.com/DahGtg8iQ8

— Mia Farrow (@MiaFarrow) October 16, 2013

Talk about aging gracefully.

Meanwhile, speaking of apologies:

https://twitter.com/charlieswords/status/390521632671821824

@MiaFarrow How about an apology from the president?

— Yonloc (@yonloc) October 16, 2013

Yeah, how about it?

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Update:

She’s on a roll:

No need to have a debt ceiling at all

— Mia Farrow (@MiaFarrow) October 16, 2013

Derp.

Sister, can you spare a trillion dollar bill? – RT @MiaFarrow: No need to have a debt ceiling at all

— Cameron Gray (@Cameron_Gray) October 16, 2013

Sixteen more should just about cover it.