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Big news: Amazon.com founder and CEO buys Washington Post for $250 million

https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/364483358803636224

This afternoon, Washington Post staffers gathered in an auditorium, bracing themselves for a major announcement by publisher Katharine Weymouth:

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What was the big news?

Jeff Bezos, founder and CEO of internet giant Amazon.com, will reportedly pay $250 million for the Washington Post and affiliated publications. In cash.

https://twitter.com/viewofadam/status/364485287533350912

Wow.

For the record:

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/364486549884657664

But just because the Post wasn’t sold to Amazon.com doesn’t mean we can’t still make jokes:

https://twitter.com/Neal_Dewing/status/364487167231262720

And off we go:

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https://twitter.com/petersuderman/status/364486976981831680

https://twitter.com/schmylesmarding/status/364487740961726464

https://twitter.com/jhaverly/status/364489667703353344

https://twitter.com/jorgearangure/status/364486403868336128

https://twitter.com/jdonels/status/364487171216252928

Heh.

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.

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