When he’s in flight, and not busy live-tweeting his rap album reviews, you can find Rep. Trey Radel of Florida leafing through the pages of SkyMall:
Dog & cat jackets 4 "anxiety". Bet they get calm in something tighter than Bieber's jeans. #treyonplane pic.twitter.com/cqH3abNd4O
— Trey Radel (@treyradel) July 25, 2013
Metal detector from dude who looks like he wants 2 go clubbing or star in Sound of Music. #treyonplane pic.twitter.com/HckcqKxBvW
— Trey Radel (@treyradel) July 25, 2013
I could totally see him asking the Airplane movie line, "Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?" #treyonplane pic.twitter.com/E8KNiYmezD
— Trey Radel (@treyradel) July 25, 2013
Ha!
A massive solar box, in case u need to charge ur iPhone… or send signals to the Enterprise. #treyonplane pic.twitter.com/9piFuFP2oH
— Trey Radel (@treyradel) July 25, 2013
Wonder if Pres Obama subsidized this sweet idea? One for every man woman n child! #treyonplane pic.twitter.com/ZXMsmyBAEp
— Trey Radel (@treyradel) July 25, 2013
Hopefully President Obama is paying attention.
Rep. Radel also happened upon a creative way to tackle the tricky task of potty-training:
My kid's still not potty trained. SkyMall just gave me the solution. (Seriously. See the line!) #treyonplane pic.twitter.com/nRefCW5idW
— Trey Radel (@treyradel) July 25, 2013
Amazing.
That's the creepiest look from a cat ever. Then again, it's doing #1 on a toilet. #treyonplane pic.twitter.com/LkkLIYFnHb
— Trey Radel (@treyradel) July 25, 2013
"Seriously man! I can't just use the litter box bro!?" #treyonplane pic.twitter.com/lyG9VLwP2O
— Trey Radel (@treyradel) July 25, 2013
Guess it could've been #2. I shouldn't prejudge. #treyonplane
— Trey Radel (@treyradel) July 25, 2013
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Good point, Congressman.
But if the feline approach isn’t your thing:
If u thought the cat was weird, wait till y'all see the next one. #treyonplane
— Trey Radel (@treyradel) July 25, 2013
There’s always this:
Buy this if you want ur dog 2 do his business inside your tiny apartment (as it suggests!) #treyonplane pic.twitter.com/s0j0B5t4Ij
— Trey Radel (@treyradel) July 25, 2013
Is this really for sale? Are we that lazy we can't walk the damn dog!? Sad. And kinda awesome. #treyonplane pic.twitter.com/ERzW55vU1m
— Trey Radel (@treyradel) July 25, 2013
The thing has a "scented" fire hydrant for dog to pee on in ur home. "Hi honey. New Febreeze?" #treyonplane pic.twitter.com/JLKsn8HczS
— Trey Radel (@treyradel) July 25, 2013
Who knew SkyMall could be so entertaining?
Landing for layover now. I just snapped a buncha pics. Will complete this over a beer in Atlanta. #treyonplane
— Trey Radel (@treyradel) July 25, 2013
Cheers, Congressman. We can’t wait to see the rest of your photos. In the meantime:
https://twitter.com/JavierDCH12/status/360509585087414272
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