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'You were born stupid!': Trump goes after Michelle Malkin, gets throttled; Update: Donald doubles down

Irony, thy name is Donald.

The self-unaware man-child otherwise known as Donald Trump is having yet another of his trademark tantrums. After Malkin called him out yesterday for his faux-conservative jackassery, the Donald returned fire this morning with these tasty little nuggets:

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Oh, ouch! We’re gonna need some aloe for that burn!

Of course, Malkin was no match for Trump’s blistering genius … said no one, ever:

Naturally, the back-and-forth had Buzzfeed hack Andrew Kaczynski salivating:

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedAndrew/statuses/315112368441024512

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Because, douchenozzle.

Others, though, knew that Trump never had a snowball’s chance in hell of winning this intellectual brawl:

https://twitter.com/DrActorKJ/status/315107611257237504

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https://twitter.com/Hiraghm/status/315110975193882625

https://twitter.com/AliBrookeDad/status/315117155760893952

https://twitter.com/Capit0lism_/status/315103430446301186

https://twitter.com/Fireplug52/status/315110229815746560

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Words to live by, Donald.

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Somebody’s a glutton for punishment:

Donald, Donald, Donald … you really should know better by now.

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Related:

Call the waahmbulance: Thin-skinned conservafraud Donald Trump attacks Malkin as a ‘dummy’

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