Twitter is still buzzing with the news that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are expecting a baby. Regardless of one’s feelings about Kimye, the creation of a new life is a miracle. Sadly, for many Twitterers, it’s more of a punchline. Citing Kardashian’s short-lived marriage to Kris Humphries, many are speculating that she will allow the baby 72 days to develop before aborting:
72 days is still within the its ok to abort time frame. “@oh_sh1t: HOPEFULLY KIM KARDASHIAN'S PREGNANCY LASTS LONGER THAN HER MARRIAGE”
— CHØ †HE ΔMΔZING (@chotheamazing) December 31, 2012
— ️ (@stageselfies) December 31, 2012
Kim Kardashian is 12 weeks pregnant with Kanye West's baby, so will she abort it after 18 weeks like she did her marriage?
— Jim McMenamin (@Jim_McMenamin) December 31, 2012
Kim Kardashian is pregnant? I give her 72 days before she decides to abort it.
— kaiju groupie (@bloodyw0nder) December 31, 2012
Kim Kardashian is going to abort her pregnancy in 72 days, just like she did with her wedding.
— Kevin Robinson (@cityofprogress) December 31, 2012
Watch Kim kardashian will only carry her baby for 72 days, then shell probably abort it. #kimKproblems
— Amandiné Abarca (@kiiingamanda) December 31, 2012
If this pregnancy is anything like the last Kim Kardashian news, she'll abort the baby in 72 days.
— Ron Mexico (@Coastiefish) December 31, 2012
Kim Kardashian is pregnant. And she'll probably abort it in 72 days once the hype wears off.
— Cody (@codyspearz) December 31, 2012
Charming. Truly. A host of others are hoping that Kardashian indeed snuffs out her baby’s life:
So Kim Kardashian is going to have Kanye's baby? Just abort it now
— Chris (@ChrisKeller612) December 31, 2012
Wtf Kim Kardashian is pregnant? Abort that shit!
— SHABOOTY (@SHABOOTY) December 31, 2012
Kim Kardashian is too hot to get knocked up and ruined by a douchebag. #Abort
— McGee (@Pipebomb911) December 31, 2012
Kim Kardashian should have an abortion. I know it's not a pleasant thing to say but really nobody wants to be the kid who's moms nude online
— Jét BlvK Ninja (@Blvk_Om3n) December 31, 2012
One can only hope. MT @ConcernedMom420 Kim Kardashian is going to abort her pregnancy in 72 days, like she did with her wedding. Just watch.
— Spike-X (@SpikeEcks) December 31, 2012
— Lindsay M. (@LindsayCullen17) December 31, 2012
The US government should force Kim Kardashian to have an abortion. For the good of society.
— Dajjal (@momfoundme) December 31, 2012
I'll pay for the abortion.
“@JennyJohnsonHi5: Kim Kardashian is pregnant with Kanye West's baby, maybe the Mayans were just a little off”
— B L L (@BLL1060) December 31, 2012
Kim Kardashian´s child will be the most bullied kid ever………..better if she aborts.
— Mad Max (@gagomx) December 31, 2012
— Young Jesus (@whatdidgregsay) December 31, 2012
Just found out Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby #abort
— Adam Taylor (@AdamTaylor696) December 31, 2012
Kim Kardashian needs to abort that disgrace of an embryo
— Ian Orr (@IanOrrNYC) December 31, 2012
Just vile. Shame on all of them.