Visitors to the Drudge Report this afternoon were greeted with this bold headline:

Naturally, Twitter quickly began buzzing with speculation as to who the surprise vice presidential pick might be.

Some people hazarded guesses in earnest:

But most took the opportunity to flex their snark muscles and let their creativity shine:

Ah yes. Good ol’ Federal Inmate No. 11593-051.

The boss even garnered a few votes:

Don’t worry — she’s sticking with Twitchy and being #justablogger.

So, dear readers. Who do you think the surprise player is?