Remember Nick Fuentes? He's the little white supremacist homonculus who is firmly committed to denying the Holocaust and hating Jews. White supremacist-y GOP Rep. Paul Gosar likes him, as, apparently does Donald Trump, who dined with him and fellow antisemite Kanye West (Trump later claimed that he didn't realize who Fuentes was, that he was just an unexpected plus-one who showed up with Kanye, whose antisemitism was widely known at that point and yet who somehow still got invited to a private dinner with Trump).
Anyway, Fuentes is still at large, still groyping it up, still unapologetically sucking.
But at least he's in good company. Or will be if his followers decide to take his sage advice:
Nick Fuentes tells his white male audience to be celibate because sex is a “gay act.”
— Joel Berry (@JoelWBerry) August 1, 2023
Why is the dude who talks day and night about “white genocide” telling his own people to stop reproducing? pic.twitter.com/HARbE6YCwW
Good question. Here's a very plausible theory:
In fairness, none of them were ever in any danger of reproducing, better to pretend it was on purpose.
— Emily Zanotti 🦝 (@emzanotti) August 1, 2023
It's funny because it's true. Nick's pickings when it comes to the ladies — assuming he's into the ladies in the first place (I'm not going to engage in speculation about his sexuality because I don't like when other people do that) — have got to be pretty slim. So he might as well try to get out ahead of their revulsion by claiming that ackshually, he doesn't want to have sex with them anyway because he's so straight, it hurts. And if he can get his fellow incels to subscribe to his philosophy, he doesn't have to feel as inadequate as he really is.
This is not meant to be knock on celibate people, of course. Plenty of people choose to be celibate or are celibate because they're waiting for the right person to come along. But in Nick's case, he knows that he's just repulsive and not nearly as special as he wants his followers to think he is.
As a former Marine lemme just LMFAO at the “servicemen” celibacy comment.
— The Artist FKA Publius 🏴🇩🇪✝️ (@jbtrauth) August 1, 2023
lolol
— Joel Berry (@JoelWBerry) August 1, 2023
You've gotta love Nick likening "the celibates" like himself to priests and philosophers and soldiers and geniuses. This is what he needs to tell himself, or at least tell his followers in order to sell his unique brand of masculinity.
He dont wanna lose his audience to women/marriage
— ColonizerJakRandom (@ColonizerJak) August 1, 2023
Well, in that case, he's probably got nothing to worry about. Because anyone who is voluntarily a member of Nick's audience is pretty much off the romantic-relationship market by default.
He literally tells his audience to get married young.https://t.co/U5LSOvoiuo
— Kanye Bateman (@YeBateman) August 1, 2023
Well apparently he's had a change of heart. These days, he wants manly men like him to cling bitterly to their semen.
And I really, really don't want to know what he expects them to do with it.
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