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MAGA Inc. comes after Ron DeSantis for getting his sticky pudding fingers in entitlement programs

If you’ll recall, last month, The Daily Beast served up one of the most desperate hit jobs on Ron DeSantis that we’d seen yet. The one about how he allegedly eats pudding with three fingers.

In case your memory could use a refreshment:

The chatter over DeSantis’ public engagement has also surfaced past unflattering stories about his social skills—particularly, his propensity to devour food during meetings.

“He would sit in meetings and eat in front of people,” a former DeSantis staffer told The Daily Beast, “always like a starving animal who has never eaten before… getting sh*t everywhere.”

Enshrined in DeSantis lore is an episode from four years ago: During a private plane trip from Tallahassee to Washington, D.C., in March of 2019, DeSantis enjoyed a chocolate pudding dessert—by eating it with three of his fingers, according to two sources familiar with the incident.

Man, that was a weird one. Made even weirder by the fact that some people out there actually thought it was a solid swipe at DeSantis. Hell, American Bridge President Pat Dennis was downright inspired:

As it turns out, that is something. And that something is a new ad from the fine folks at Make America Great Again Inc.

Behold:

Wow. Woooooooow.

Boy, do they!

The ad is sticking, all right. But not in the way Alex needs it to. More in the Team-Trump-is-not-gonna-be-able-to-shake-off-the-stench-of-whatever-the-hell-this-ad-is kind of way.

And that ad is pure, unadulterated cringe.

Pretty damn desperate.

That’s literally what Trump and his minions are doing. They’re attacking Ron DeSantis from the Left!

Ha! Let’s just say nobody should be surprised if MAGA Inc. and The Lincoln Project collaborated on that ad.

And the prize is a gold-plated horseshoe.

At the very least, Trump is a Democrat. And he thinks that ad makes him look appealing as a Republican candidate. Mkay.

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Related:

Not a parody: Ron DeSantis pudding story may end his 2024 presidential bid

Puck News journo puts it out there that DeSantis is using Ozempic to shed pudding pounds and more

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