There’s plenty to mock when it comes to Canada, but we’ve got to hand it to the Canadian Cancer Society, at least … when it comes to getting the word oot aboot cancer screenings, they’re making sure they’ve got everyone covered. And we do mean everyone:
“It can be difficult to make cancer screening a priority, especially when there's not a lot of information out there about cervical cancer risks for trans women. You may also be concerned about things like experiencing transphobia during the screening process.” pic.twitter.com/a8Hfu6Zwip
— Aimee Terese (@aimeeterese) March 13, 2023
You know, before the Canadian Cancer Society came along and pointed it out to us, we had never really considered the dearth of information out there about cervical cancer risks for trans women. Of course, that may have had something to do with the fact that trans women cannot get cervical cancer.
uh
— Wesley Yang (@wesyang) March 13, 2023
"cervical cancer risks for trans women"
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::blink::Seriously, wtf?
— Physics Geek (@physicsgeek) March 14, 2023
lol yeah
— Aimee Terese (@aimeeterese) March 13, 2023
Kayla Lemieux can get 75ZZZ prosthetic boobs if it floats her boat (actually, 75ZZZ prosthetic boobs may qualify as boats), but no matter how hard she tries, she can’t get cervical cancer. So she might as well go back to just being a dude.
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You shouldn’t be concerned about experiencing transphobia during a cervical cancer screening; you should be concerned about looking like a complete idiot getting screened for cervical cancer when you don’t have a cervix.
So wait, if you do not have a cervix and a Dr refuses to screen you for cervical cancer the Dr is transphobic. Do I have this right?!?! https://t.co/OiRXTeNdLP
— Heather B (@BoulwareH2) March 14, 2023
In Canada, it’s quite often a dumb time to be alive. But this is dumb even for them.
This is well worded tbh. Any transwoman researching cervical cancer is confused—maybe there’s even a language barrier. So the message is: “we understand you’re worried about cancer and afraid you won’t be treated fairly. Let’s get you into the office and go from there!”
— Hi Fructose Lo Snark 🔍 (@Losnark) March 14, 2023
No, it's not. They could say "As you don't have a cervix, there's no risk. However, there are many reasons to have pelvic screenings that aren't cervical cancer, so you should get one anyway."
Unlike what they actually said it would be true rather than condescending.
— Uncultured Purrl (@AmericanPurrl) March 14, 2023
There. Was that so hard?
That’s what she said.
And she’s the one with the cervix.
PSA: MEN DO NOT HAVE A CERVIX.
You’re welcome 😘
— Aimee Terese (@aimeeterese) March 13, 2023
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