Did you hear the one about the Canadian teacher with the massive knockers?
See, normally it would be considered pretty offensive, not to mention sexist, to ask a question like that. But not this time. This time, it’s totally appropriate. Because we’re talking, of course, about Kayla Lemieux. Even if the name doesn’t sound familiar, the story should ring a bell. She’s the trans Toronto high school teacher who claims that she’s actually intersex, which is why it’s entirely possible that she could have male reproductive organs as well as comically ginormous boobs (despite having no formal medical training, or even informal medical training, she diagnosed herself with gigantomastia). Lemieux was persecuted by intolerant parents who just didn’t understand that it’s a fundamental human right to be able to wear skintight tops as a schoolteacher, particularly when you’ve got Z-cups.
The district previously claimed that interfering or criticizing the teacher would go against the Ontario Human Rights Code.
“The [Halton District School Board] recognizes the rights of students, staff, parents/guardians and community members to equitable treatment without discrimination based upon gender identity and gender expression. Gender identity and gender expression are protected grounds under the Ontario Human Rights Code,” the board said in a statement.
Well, it seems that the school board has since had a slight change of heart about Lemieux after she was spotted out and about looking like a dude and conspicuously missing the hooters:
Trans teacher with prosthetic Z-cup breasts put on leave after it was revealed they don't wear the fake boobs outside of school https://t.co/5KBVqOA3l7
— Daily Mail Online (@MailOnline) March 2, 2023
Pictures this week appeared to contradict Lemieux’s account as they showed a man bearing her resemblance dressed in scruffy, gray clothing – and minus the prosthetics.
A neighbor identified that person as being the Toronto teacher. They were later seen driving in and out of the apartment block and walking on the sidewalk later on.
“He wears prosthetic breasts extremely infrequently,” the neighbor said. “He puts the breasts on to teach, occasionally when he goes for a walk or when the cops visit.”
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What, you mean you don’t have a special pair of breasts you wear for teaching, walking, and getting visited by cops? Is Canada progressive or what?
"Teacher Suspended For Not Wearing Fake Boobs Out of School" is hands down the most 21st headline yet https://t.co/wVMVJvZHEW
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 2, 2023
The greatest thing is the teacher is still being paid. I mean this in all sincerity: hat off to the teacher for pulling off the greatest troll in the history of trolling
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 2, 2023
Oh, yeah. We should probably mention that. Lemieux is currently on paid leave. Nice work if you can get it.
The biggest boobs in this story are all of you who don't understand what's really going on here
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 2, 2023
Let's say you're a shop teacher dude in, say, Canada, with a fairly bad teaching record and close to being fired. So you come up with an inspired idea: come to class dressed in the most outrageous drag outfit capped off with ginormous fake titties.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 2, 2023
According to the Daily Mail, the aforementioned neighbor said that Lemieux has only been publicly parading herself as a woman since May 2022. Wonder if that was around the time that Lemieux realized her future employment at the school was uncertain.
The school has two options: (A) put you on paid mental health leave, or (B) grant you virtual tenure and laud you in the press as a brave and inspiring member of the faculty, while threatening any student who dares film or mock your appearance
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 2, 2023
If they choose (B), unfortunately you will have to continue showing up to class each day in your outfit.
Should this happen, simply walk around your neighborhood in your previous wardrobe, and *then* you'll get that sweet paid suspension
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 2, 2023
I mean this in all honesty, he/ she/ they would've been my absolute favorite teacher. Not only for teaching about woodworking, but how the world itself works
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 2, 2023
Correction: I'm a dude who has appreciation for a perfectly executed practical jokehttps://t.co/idQvXkAqyd
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 2, 2023
That's the beauty of the whole joke: so simple 16 year olds can immediately get it, yet 2 years later 46 year olds still don'thttps://t.co/CVTEi65Y0O
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 2, 2023
You kinda have to give Lemieux props.
This dudes out here playing like 5Z chess
— Dan Ransick (@dransick1) March 2, 2023
And winning!
If this turns out to be one big troll hang in the god damn Louvre because it’s art… https://t.co/LheAE5BSge
— EducatëdHillbilly™ (@RobProvince) March 2, 2023
Or at least whatever the Canadian equivalent of the Louvre is.
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