Charlie Crist is just over two weeks away from losing to incumbent Gov. Ron DeSantis, and things are starting to get desperate. Well, even more desperate than things usually are for Charlie Crist, the poor, dumb bastard.
Faced with the impending prospect of being publicly humiliated once again, Charlie’s resorting to the last refuge of a scoundrel: mixing up a bunch of words in the hopes that something in the salad bowl will go together.
I know for a fact that there are politicians out there who do that and are pretty good at it, or at least lucky. But Charlie Crist just isn’t one of them:
In case you haven’t heard: Ron DeSantis is a spineless, wannabe dictator who is going to lose in 16 days.
— Charlie Crist (@CharlieCrist) October 24, 2022
I can’t say I haven’t heard that, because there are a lot of insane liberals out there who call anyone to the right of, well, Charlie Crist a “dictator.” What we can say, though, is that the dumb “dictator” line doesn’t get any less dumb no matter how many times we hear it.
Chip in $10 now to ensure we’re going to be celebrating DeSantis’s defeat on Nov. 8th! https://t.co/xGm4iNKkRe
— Charlie Crist (@CharlieCrist) October 24, 2022
And the fact that he’s using the dumb “dictator” line to try to fleece gullible voters is just the cherry tomato on top of the sh*t sandwich that is his campaign.
Always resort to name calling when they have no platform. https://t.co/XNtwbBBiW0
— In The Trenches (@InTheTrenches17) October 24, 2022
Where “dictator” means reducing the power and role of government in people’s lives… Crist is woefully uneducated. https://t.co/fTbTlZmyR0
— Chris Loesch (@ChrisLoesch) October 24, 2022
Uneducated and incapable of learning from past mistakes, either his or anyone else’s.
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I don't like DeSantis's policies, not least because they seem to be succeeding handsomely and will undoubtedly lead to my embarrassingly lopsided defeat in 16 days. (And of course, it goes without saying that I hate DeSantis personally for the very same reasons.) https://t.co/c4twJZ8w83— PhilipTerzian (@PhilipTerzian) October 24, 2022
😂😂😂😂😂You're a pathetic weasel Crist. How many times have you switched parties trying to get on the government dole? Face him, we'll see who walks away after the fight. https://t.co/BVQDYIHKTA
— Ron Ellis (@RonEllis1) October 24, 2022
Charlie Crist will be lucky if he can even crawl away.
Omg, please save this because it's going to be so funny when Charlie is announced as the first election loser😆😆😆. https://t.co/0FDJaJKyGS
— General™️👀🇺🇸🦅 (@TheGeneral_0) October 24, 2022
In case you haven't heard: Charlie Crist is a failed politician who will say anything to have power. In 15 days you will be thrown to the ash heap of history
— RogueOne (@roguesquadon75) October 24, 2022
Not sure what he’s gonna do when that happens. He’s been a Republican, and Independent, and a Democrat, and he’s failed at all of them. He could always try the Libertarian Party, but I highly doubt they want him to be their problem.
You were and continue to be a colossal idiot. https://t.co/GY0WYbz68R
— MIKE PYLES (@themikepyles) October 24, 2022
Some things never change.
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