Pfizer chairman and CEO Albert Bourla made a pretty huge announcement this morning:
I would like to let you know that I have tested positive for #COVID19. I am thankful to have received four doses of the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine, and I am feeling well while experiencing very mild symptoms. I am isolating and have started a course of Paxlovid.
— Albert Bourla (@AlbertBourla) August 15, 2022
Ah so.
We have come so far in our efforts to battle this disease that I am confident I will have a speedy recovery. I am incredibly grateful for the tireless efforts of my Pfizer colleagues who worked to make vaccines and treatments available for me and people around the world.
— Albert Bourla (@AlbertBourla) August 15, 2022
Paxlovid is not approved, but is authorized for emergency use by the FDA to treat mild-to-moderate COVID-19 in high-risk patients 12+, weighing at least 40 kg, with positive results of SARS-CoV-2 viral testing. See safety info: https://t.co/XqokFVKBC7.
— Albert Bourla (@AlbertBourla) August 15, 2022
Well, we’re glad that Mr. Bourla has only mild symptoms and access to Paxlovid to treat the COVID he was vaxxed and twice boosted against.
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— siraj hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) August 15, 2022
Heh.
Boldly redefining the word effective…
— Chris "Early Treatment" Martenson, PhD (@chrismartenson) August 15, 2022
Here’s the thing: we’re reasonable, science-minded people. And we understand that it’s possible for a vaccine to be effective even if it doesn’t prevent you from contracting the virus, because the vaccine works by priming your immune system to fight the virus. Ultimately that could mean that you’re totally protected from the virus, or it could mean that your symptoms will be far milder if you contract it than they would be if you weren’t vaccinated.
The problem is that Bourla himself very strongly suggested in April 2021 that Pfizer’s “COVID-19 vaccine was 100% effective in preventing #COVID19 cases in South Africa. 100%!”
Excited to share that updated analysis from our Phase 3 study with BioNTech also showed that our COVID-19 vaccine was 100% effective in preventing #COVID19 cases in South Africa. 100%! https://t.co/E2ksTJSopU
— Albert Bourla (@AlbertBourla) April 1, 2021
If it was 100% effective in preventing COVID in South Africa, presumably it would be 100% effective in preventing COVID in other countries as well. Obviously, that’s not the case, and it’s definitely not the case for Albert Bourla.
How awkward.
4 doses and yet here you are, with the very thing your jab is supposed to prevent. What happened here?https://t.co/WFZj6kJAYr
— Alan Alannis 🏉✋☘️🇬🇧 (@GoingNomadUK) August 15, 2022
What happened is that Albert Bourla was either grossly misleading the public on what the Pfizer COVID vaccine was capable of, or he didn’t understand how vaccines work. Honestly, neither explanation should inspire a whole lot of confidence in his leadership abilities.
Why are you taking Paxlovid if you have a very mild case? Don't you trust the 4 doses of the vaccine?!
— 10% for the Big Guy (@Sunflower8649) August 15, 2022
He just wants to be extra-extra sure.
You know COVID has jumped the shark when the CEO of @pfizer announces he has COVID after *FOUR* shots. There are no words. https://t.co/KEEsJpP2cN
— Morning Answer (@MorningAnswer) August 15, 2022
It does kinda feel like a shark has been jumped here, doesn’t it?
Just crashed my car for the fourth time. Faulty steering again! Only minor injuries this time. Can't wait to get the same model again – apart from the steering issue, it's really a great car. I recommend it to everyone and being the CEO of the manufacturer has no bearing on this.
— Matthew Lavender (@mattjlavender) August 15, 2022
This is like the CEO of Durex being thankful for wearing a condom despite his wife getting pregnant.
— Sander van D. (@Sandervandam2) August 15, 2022
Wear four condoms next time.
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