Ladies and gentlemen, meet Rich Campbell. According to his Twitter bio, he’s a “Writer, Lover of Mountains, Green Bay Packers fan, Cal Bear, ex-Republican.”
It’s OK if you’ve never heard of him. We’re pretty sure we’ve never heard of him, either. But he’s got a blue checkmark, so he must be relatively important.
He certainly is passionate! We’ll give him that much. Like all of us, he’s sickened by school shootings. And like all gun control proponents, he thinks the solution is as simple as can be:
It's time to come for their guns.
— Rich Campbell (@RCampbellmc58) May 30, 2022
That tweet’s got everything: smug self-satisfaction, childlike naïveté, a fundamental misunderstanding of the Second Amendment … it’s perfect.
cOmMoN sEnSe GuN cOnTrOL
— Jon 🔬 (@JonnyMicro) May 30, 2022
“No one wants to take your guns away”. 🙄
— Kel in Cali (@KinCali1) May 30, 2022
Rich wants to take your guns away.
The left:
We're not coming for your guns, you're crazy.Also the left: https://t.co/x7O4D4oSkl
— Lesko Brandon (@WeaselArmy) May 30, 2022
We say let him try. He just might want to bring a friend. And a really, really big box.
Better get started, Rich. https://t.co/vs5rGKO4uJ pic.twitter.com/79XeFuCCGI
— Sarah (@fenixash8) May 30, 2022
No time like the present!
you personally coming for them? https://t.co/8LgcoKGA4k
— Kaya Masters 📿 (@kaya_masters) May 30, 2022
We sincerely hope so.
Are you going to start going door to door yourself here or… https://t.co/QLVcMBWedR
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) May 30, 2022
"Hi I'm Rich. I'm here for your guns. If you have any."
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) May 30, 2022
Sure, Rich. You wait right there and we’ll go back inside and check.
This will not work the way you think it will. https://t.co/7zGQIgFXBB
— Dimensional Shifting Hippogriff (@DSHippogriff) May 30, 2022
Shhh! No spoilers, please. Let Rich be surprised. It’s more fun that way.
Come and get them. Clown. https://t.co/T4nccQr32b
— Monica Matthews On Air (@monicaonairtalk) May 30, 2022
I want you specifically to come.
Deal? https://t.co/4un8a5ops4
— john jackson (@pvtjokerus) May 30, 2022
I'll be waiting https://t.co/B6Xby3Ldag pic.twitter.com/RrYQpDMSEt
— 🍀☘ Tabatha-The Ginger Snap 🇺🇸🏴🇮🇪 (@Winning4Him) May 30, 2022
We’ll even make some lemonade. Just give us some time to tidy up around here first.
it's only 7:40 am here, my dude, and i haven't had coffee yet. can you schedule that for later? maybe noon? i'm just not a morning person. https://t.co/7CvULjLF1o
— G (@stevensongs) May 30, 2022
You’re not a morning person, Rich is not a smart person … s’all good, man.
That's what the British said…. good luck with that… pic.twitter.com/Kp8xEE8Us5
— Kimberly Morin (@Conservativeind) May 30, 2022
https://t.co/xrY5SpD5Wd pic.twitter.com/qcuBBix93w
— Jason Howerton (@jason_howerton) May 30, 2022
