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Neil deGrasse Tyson takes it upon himself to crap all over everyone who enjoyed the lunar eclipse

Last night, if you were lucky, you had a chance to catch the total lunar eclipse.

Twitter’s full of fantastic and beautiful photos of the celestial event:

Countless people were captivated by the lunar eclipse … and that’s why everyone’s favorite smug celebrity astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson decided to swoop in and try to ruin it for everybody. For a short time, people could forget about politics and the economy and bad news and all-around stupid BS and just look to the sky and see something lovely, and dammit if Neil doesn’t hate when that happens:

He literally can’t help himself.

That’s because he’s a douchebag.

https://twitter.com/borgposting/status/1526266303140483073

Real scientists still do that. It’s just that Neil deGrasse Tyson isn’t a real scientist.

You’re projecting again, Neil. You’ve really got to stop doing that.

Nobody thinks Neil deGrasse Tyson is hot stuff. Except maybe for his parents, and that’s us being generous, because we bet he drove them crazy, too.

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