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Catholics for Choice: 'If straight, white, cisgender men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament'

We’re not going to faith-splain to people on how to practice their religion, because that’s not our business. But we also don’t think we’re stepping on anyone’s toes or going out on any shaky limbs when we come after Catholics for Choice for doing Catholicism wrong.

Because the last time we checked, the Catholic faith was pretty clear on the whole killing-unborn-babies thing. And Catholics for Choice’s raison d’être is literally to advocate for abortion.

So yeah, when we see stuff like this, we feel like it’s OK to want to hit the pause button:

First of all, straight, white, cisgender men can’t get pregnant because it’s biologically impossible. So this thought exercise is stupid enough on its face.

But this business about abortion being a sacrament … yeah, no. That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.

https://twitter.com/Philosophi__Cal/status/1521146833078300677

Don’t worry … give them enough time, and Catholics for Choice will come up with another doozy.

https://twitter.com/DoubtingDeacon/status/1521048743948267521

With a name like that, what else would you expect other than complete derangement?

But believe it or not, some people out there actually buy into this garbage:

https://twitter.com/VoidEater22/status/1521075233490407424

You don’t have to be Catholic to see what’s wrong with this picture.

https://twitter.com/IteAdJoseph__/status/1520888177308966913

That’s how any serious person sees them.

They certainly appear to know nothing of Catholicism or basic humanity.

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Catholics for Choice states that ‘abortion rights are trans rights,’ so that settles it

Catholics for Choice tries to use Squid Game to help spread the gospel of abortion [pic]

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