Yesterday, Nikki Fried explained to Florida voters why they should give Ron DeSantis the boot and install her as governor instead. Well, that’s not exactly what she did … it was more like she just tweeted out some words in the hopes that they’d make sense:
Florida Republicans are attacking and taking away our freedoms. We will remember in November.
— Nikki Fried (@NikkiFried) March 10, 2022
We still hadn’t figured out exactly what Florida Republicans are attacking and what freedoms they’re taking away when she tweeted this out this morning:
Imagine how much better Florida will be when we pull off another win.
— Nikki Fried (@NikkiFried) March 11, 2022
Help us make it happen, if you have the means to chip in. Thank you! 💜https://t.co/AYGWLyaYk7
— Nikki Fried (@NikkiFried) March 11, 2022
OK, so her tweet about Florida Republicans yesterday was dumb, but “Imagine how much better Florida will be when we pull off another win”? Did they pull off a win to begin with? We must’ve missed it. Either that, or homegirl has officially crossed into full-on delusional territory.
Fried means rolling lockdowns and mask mandates. https://t.co/LhOiKA73Cd
— Max (@MaxNordau) March 11, 2022
Among other things. Fortunately for Florida, Nikki Fried won’t actually have a chance to put her big, bold plans into practice.
This would take a lot of imagining. https://t.co/AlCLGrmINI
— Deep Goat (@deepgoatdc) March 11, 2022
And a whole lotta hard liquor.
Self awareness = Zero. https://t.co/bZKDpKsefz
— NC Momma (@KettleCorn1234) March 11, 2022
She has got to be the dumbest gubernatorial candidate since Gillum! https://t.co/YBeEiNBHdY
— JustBrowsing (@PoliFact2020) March 11, 2022
What an honor, indeed!
We’re not suggesting that Ron DeSantis get complacent, of course. But if we were him, we’d be feeling pretty good about our chances considering that the opposition consists of Nikki Fried and Charlie Crist.
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