Beto O’Rourke couldn’t be a U.S. Senator, so he ran for U.S. President.
Beto O’Rourke couldn’t be U.S. President, so he’s running for governor.
Not sure what’s left for him after he figures out he can’t be governor, either. But we have faith he’ll come up with something. Because it looks like he’ll have no other choice:
Quinnipiac poll of Texas-Gov has:
Greg Abbott (R) 52
Beto O'Rourke (D) 37Abbott job approval: 53/41
Biden job approval: 32/64
O'Rourke favorability: 36/47Dec. 2-6, 1224 RVs, MoE +/- 2.8%https://t.co/l4szbcQwR2
— Jacob Rubashkin (@JacobRubashkin) December 8, 2021
Do you hate to see it, or do you hate to see it?
Beto’s numbers about what you’d expect after immolating himself in his forlorn presidential campaign https://t.co/VmYKKj0ylR
— Rich Lowry (@RichLowry) December 8, 2021
They’re actually slightly better than we would expect, but it’s still pretty early in the campaign.
https://twitter.com/thatluckyolsun/status/1468618433147420674
Poor Beto.
https://twitter.com/Lord_Beerus187/status/1468619891456499713
Perhaps screeching about confiscating guns wasn’t the best move in Texas 🤷♀️
— Michael B. Lynch (@MLynch22) December 8, 2021
Ya think?
https://twitter.com/G_Flowers47/status/1468619604016578562
Call him Greg Alpho, because he always comes ahead of Beto. https://t.co/CBnCDtLU8h
— AmishDude (@TheAmishDude) December 8, 2021
Heh.
Just an utterly brutal poll for Fake-o O’Rourke, who gets crushed on every issue and is rated as “too liberal” by over half of Texans. I wonder if Quinnipiac will be doing Florida next. That should be good for a laugh. https://t.co/wtDh9iRZ3Q
— Varad Mehta (@varadmehta) December 8, 2021
Should be good for many laughs. For years to come.
— your himbo boyfriend (@swolecialism) December 8, 2021
Hahahaha https://t.co/GLtneJXtrg
— Tim Anderson (@timanderson87) December 8, 2021
In the words of the Apostle Paul: “That’s just funny; I don’t care who you are.” https://t.co/XlnMeFitmF
— Frank J. Fleming (@IMAO_) December 8, 2021