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Alrighty then: The Onion owns pro-lifers by ... suggesting that killing people is wrong?

Texas’ heartbeat law is in effect, and that means that it’s even open-er season on pro-lifers. Because people who want to protect the unborn are the real enemy in this scenario.

But not all pro-abort arguments need to be rooted in outrage. Maybe humor would be a better approach.

That’s where The Onion comes in:

Get it? Because pro-lifers are the ackshual killers.

We’re slapping our knees over here.

It’s definitely tasteless, but The Onion still deserves credit for accidentally stumbling upon the right message.

Oh, you got that, too? Seems like The Onion isn’t as successful as they wanted to be, but who are we to tell them how to do their job?

Doesn’t it?


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