Canadian journo warns parents that they've already ruined their kids' lives by letting them dress as Donald and Melania Trump for Halloween

Remember Heather Mallick? She’s the feminist-award-winning columnist for the Toronto Star who showed off her firm grasp on American politics by denigrating Amy Coney Barrett with nasty sexism.

Well, with Amy Coney Barrett’s Supreme Court confirmation fully out of her control, Heather’s had to find something else about America to be upset about.

Enter two kids dressed as Donald and Melania Trump:

Two kids dressed as Donald and Melania with POTUS and FLOTUS pic.twitter.com/plsEcp9CwA

— Emily Goodin (@Emilylgoodin) October 25, 2020

Maybe you think it’s cute. Maybe you think it’s weird. Either of those can be considered pretty normal reactions.

But this is how Heather reacted:

The parents of those two children … who are you and why. Whatever happens to them in life, it will be rooted in this moment. Tragedy will become irony. https://t.co/aouvGGtuhN

— Heather Mallick (@HeatherMallick) October 25, 2020

Heather is clearly very upset about this.

Calling Stephen King for comment right now.

— Heather Mallick (@HeatherMallick) October 25, 2020

Stephen King can definitely help.

You seem fun. https://t.co/ZFIWFzw5FW

— Aaron et politica ingenio ??? (@peekaso) October 26, 2020

Lighten up, Heather. https://t.co/5EOJB30EV4

— LB (@beyondreasdoubt) October 26, 2020

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Shakespeare thinks this is over-dramatic.

— Ryan Schuiling (@RyanSchuiling) October 26, 2020

Don’t mock Heather’s pain! That’s the last thing she needs during this very difficult time.

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— Sean Agnew (@seanagnew) October 26, 2020

I’m sorry this is happening to you.

— Aaron et politica ingenio ??? (@peekaso) October 26, 2020

We hate to see it.

You are a sad, sad woman.

— Jay (@OneFineJay) October 26, 2020

They don’t get much sadder.

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— Darren (@darrentweets2) October 26, 2020

Get well soon, Heather.

— 〽️ RT (@thereald0tt) October 26, 2020

I hope you get the help you need.

— Adso of Melk (@PalimpsestMan) October 25, 2020

Exit question:

Are you going to dox them? https://t.co/kwKqyjPdBP

— Katya Sedgwick (@KatyaSedgwick) October 26, 2020

Stay tuned!