Hope you didn’t have any plans to wash your hair tonight, because CNN’s got something special planned for you.
Order out something nice and plop yourself down on the couch for a COVID19 town hall!
Tonight’s stars someone who’s neither in office nor has any special medical expertise. That’s right, it’s Joe Biden:
.@CNN will host a town hall on the coronavirus pandemic with former Vice President Joe Biden tonight at 8pm ET https://t.co/EbQAdsS6jc
— CNN Communications (@CNNPR) March 27, 2020
Maybe he’ll elaborate on his big effing plans for confronting COVID19:
If I were President, here's what I would do right now:
– Use all available authorities to turn the tide on this epidemic
– Launch a task force to ensure money rapidly gets to people who need it
– Bring leaders of Congress together to build the next deal https://t.co/F14kf8MRUF— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) March 26, 2020
Are you stoked? Can you feel the electricity?
Trump pressers about Chinese virus … “Stop televising them! His approval rating is getting too high! Mayday, mayday!”
Biden … “Give that man a town hall … pronto!” https://t.co/TTsQERciSU
— David Henry (@imau2fan) March 27, 2020
Yes, but Orange Man Bad.
CNN-paid Biden campaign advertisement.
— Eric Phillips ?? (@EricPhillipsUSA) March 27, 2020
So…a Biden campaign event.
— China caused a pandemic (@thealexvanness) March 27, 2020
Yeah, well, it’s worth it because this is what America needs right now.
CNN to apply gravitas marinade and prop up dilapidated meat puppet
— Razor (@hale_razor) March 27, 2020
Lol. Why?
— Text Trump to 88022 ✝️??⭐⭐⭐ ?? (@K1erry) March 27, 2020
Why? Biden has zero control over this matter. What good does it do anyone to have him speak about the pandemic at a town hall? https://t.co/7DjrXPooZ5
— Augustus Caesar (@Caesar63BC) March 27, 2020
Well this will be pointless
— Dr. Kankokage (@kankokage) March 27, 2020
Maybe not entirely pointless:
Let's all be honest with ourselves: the only reason anyone is going to be watching Joe Biden's "Coronavirus town hall" tonight (as if he has any expertise to impart whatsoever) is to see whether he has one of those "brain melting into tapioca pudding" moments again.
— Jeff B, fightin' the COVID one bootleg at a time (@EsotericCD) March 27, 2020
So at least there’s that to look forward to.
This is going to be fun. pic.twitter.com/h6cOHXTVoE
— David Seavey (@aerialsNH) March 27, 2020
