COVID19 quarantine has taught people a lot about themselves — and about the people they live with.
Take author Kendra Alvey, for example.
She’s learned something very interesting about her husband:
One thing I’ve learned so far in quarantine is that my husband refuses to microwave anything for 45 seconds, he always does 44. When I asked him why, he said, “For Obama.”
— Kendra Alvey (@Kendragarden) March 26, 2020
Wow. She’s a lucky woman, being married to someone so woke. Although this guy comes in a close second:
best thing i have read all day. i recently turned 45. i am trying to say "mid-40's" when someone asks my age, so i can avoid saying 45
— Matthew J. Fogelman (@mattfogelman) March 26, 2020
Wow. We’re not worthy.
— Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) March 26, 2020
#staywoke https://t.co/4qeExPZbIH
— China did this (@jtLOL) March 26, 2020
Heh.
Sounds like an unhealthy obsession
— LAZARUS⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@JMH_RULES) March 26, 2020
I've heard of Trump living rent free in people's head but this takes it to a new level.
— Don Cheech (@donciccio807) March 26, 2020
I'm really glad I never have been, nor ever will be, this obsessed with hating on a president. It must be such an emotional drain.
— theodophilus (@theodophilus2) March 26, 2020
Seriously.
