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Vanity Fair special correspondent's evidence that Donald Trump is 'melting down' over COVID19 includes Trump behaving like a civilized person

In case you missed it, Donald Trump is “melting down.” Vanity Fair special correspondent Gabriel Sherman reports:

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Among the compelling evidence that Trump is in the midst of a full-blown meltdown is the way he, as a “germaphobe,” is handling the COVID19 outbreak. Like, did you guys know that Trump doesn’t like it when people dip a chip into dip, take a bite, and re-dip the same chip?

“He calls them ‘double dippers'”:

As Trump pushes a nothing-to-see-here message in public, sources said he’s privately terrified about getting the virus. “Donald is a famous germaphobe. He hates it if someone is eating nachos and dips a chip back in after taking a bite. He calls them ‘double dippers,’” a prominent Republican said. Former Trump aide Sam Nunberg recalled Trump’s response to the last major outbreak in 2014. “When I worked for Trump, he was obsessed with Ebola,” Nunberg told me. (One Mar-a-Lago guest disputed this and said Trump was handshaking with gusto this past weekend. “He was acting like the opposite of a germaphobe,” the source said.)

George Constanza complained about double dippers decades ago.

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And you know what? George was right. You know what else? Trump is right. Regardless of whether there’s a virus spreading, double dipping is nasty.

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When you’re so hellbent on making Donald Trump look bad that you’re calling him out for not wanting other people’s spit in his food, it might be time to re-evaluate your purpose in life.

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