Having solved all other problems, failed presidential candidate and current New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio has time to tackle another issue that really matters to New Yorkers.
But this particular issue is so serious, so potentially devastating, that de Blasio can’t confront it alone. He needs help. But who? Who’s the right messenger for this?
Well, when the serious issue is idling cars, there’s only one man who can help him drive the message home:
Standing with @BillyIdol — “Billy Never Idles is the campaign’s slogans — @BilldeBlasio says the city will pay people to report idling vehicles to the authorities.
“If you don’t do the right thing and you’re idling, we’re coming for you,” de Blasio says pic.twitter.com/S7JGwKOPYT
— Matthew Chayes (@chayesmatthew) February 27, 2020
— Matthew Chayes (@chayesmatthew) February 27, 2020
Oh. Oh.
Get it? https://t.co/mNp1dbHUxc
— It's still 2016 apparently (@jtLOL) February 27, 2020
Sadly, we do. We wish we didn’t. Because it’s just really, really sad.
I had to google this to make sure it wasn’t the onion
— Tom Speed (@tomspeed) February 27, 2020
My god this is nuts
— Indie (@AUcomeback) February 27, 2020
Wait….THIS IS REAL??!! pic.twitter.com/SjwqwyJNZl
— Witty&Wise (@WittyWise3) February 27, 2020
Idol hands are the devil's workshop. https://t.co/kgeM1OQjds
— Jeryl Bier (@JerylBier) February 27, 2020
If anyone needs us, we’ll be cringing with ourse-elves.
If it's a war on idling, and people use their phones to report idling, doesn't that make phones weapons of war? https://t.co/6dImoJ0VpE
— Eric Spencer (@JustEric) February 27, 2020
So NYC has a GAS-tapo now.
Also, @SirajAHashmi … ✍?✍?✍? https://t.co/tfhU43NhhQ
— GayPatriotOG (@GayPatriotTM) February 27, 2020
https://twitter.com/NoahPollak/status/1233082850619953159
How is Bill de Blasio a real mayor, much less a real person?
Tougher on motorists than violent criminals, can't wait to move out of NYC.
— M (@Berns4Trump) February 27, 2020
Thank you guys for putting an end to rampant aantisemitism with this new law. https://t.co/JB6hOnN6V7
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) February 27, 2020
Priorities.
