Daniel McCarthy is running for Senate as a Republican in Arizona. Chances are that you’ve never heard of Daniel, but maybe you’ve heard of a guy named, oh, say … Jesus Christ? Apparently McCarthy also has a lot in common with Jesus. At least when it comes to the important stuff (though we’re not sure how Jesus felt about annexing Mexico):
Arizona Republican Dan McCarthy is running for Senate and he just compared himself to Christ: “I am qualified for the job. Jesus was only 33 when he saved the world.” pic.twitter.com/zEL6TtoYmY
— Philip Wegmann (@PhilipWegmann) September 23, 2019
Oh, well. We’re convinced! That McCarthy’s off his rocker, we mean. The always delightful @ComfortablySmug is among the many who are wondering how many gallons of pool water McCarthy consumes each day:
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) September 23, 2019
“WTF” seems like a pretty appropriate response here. But McCarthy evidently disagrees:
https://twitter.com/DemandDanielAZ/status/1176189908425334784
Screenshot since Daniel deleted that one:
Oh.
You are a complete moron
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) September 23, 2019
Doubling down on comparing yourself to Jesus Christ AND picking a fight with @ComfortablySmug in the same tweet seems… unwise #AZsen pic.twitter.com/t4VNgp82my
— Joanna Rodriguez (@joannamrod) September 23, 2019
It’s unwise at best. Daniel is apparently unfamiliar with @ComfortablySmug’s oeuvre — or that of Smug’s loyal minions:
Minions swarm https://t.co/JkZNeXrqnU
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) September 23, 2019
So let it be written, so let it be done.
— Destructive Chemistry (@DestructiveChem) September 23, 2019
Stand strong Daniel. You are crushing it in the key demo of guys currently wearing their phones on their belts.
— Luke Thompson (@ltthompso) September 23, 2019
— Jack Pandol (@jackpandol) September 23, 2019
How’s Daniel holding up? Let’s check on him and see:
When the GOP sends @ComfortablySmug and his lap dogs. pic.twitter.com/vY76QTAn21
— Daniel McCarthy for US Senate (@DemandDanielAZ) September 23, 2019
He deleted that one, too:
At least this one’s still here:
Lap dogs, feel free to tag yourselves. pic.twitter.com/kmY5Vo6jXA
— Daniel McCarthy for US Senate (@DemandDanielAZ) September 23, 2019
Oh geez. It’s even worse than we thought.
Lmaooooo
Cry more, Lib
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) September 23, 2019
It's insane the minions have owned a senate candidate this hard. Dude is having a meltdown from repeatedly getting ratio'd https://t.co/Myy9lxhUFo
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) September 23, 2019
When I tell you people the Minions are the most powerful force on earth I'm not kidding
Already getting oppo from minions on this clown
INBOX:
"Found a vid of @DemandDanielAZ you should see" pic.twitter.com/0JImBIeLiA
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) September 23, 2019
Hoo boy.
https://twitter.com/DemandDanielAZ/status/1176196374175670276
Obligatory screenshot:
My mentions are blowing up, but the REAL tragedy is all the RINO think-pieces that aren't being typed up right now.
RIP the GOP intern pool's content goals for the day.
— Daniel McCarthy for US Senate (@DemandDanielAZ) September 23, 2019
Daniel McCarthy needs to quit while he’s behind. Otherwise he’s liable to hurt himself and not even his twin Jesus will be able to heal him.
— Cox (@HOLYSMKES) September 23, 2019
Have you worn the warpaint Daniel? Many people are looking to you for guidance about the lifestyle.
— Luke Thompson (@ltthompso) September 23, 2019
— Crispy Bacon (@CrispyB14546491) September 23, 2019
We won’t say it was nice knowing you, Daniel. But at least we know you now.
Editor’s note: This post has been updated with screenshots and additional text.
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