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'So capitalism is actually good?' Follow this advice from Bernie Sanders and 'you can be a millionaire, too'

OK, guys. You can back off of Bernie Sanders now. He says he’ll release his tax returns by Monday. But he’s just gonna go ahead and let you know now that yes, he is, in fact, a millionaire:

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Isn’t that special?

It’s so easy! Why didn’t we think of that?

Yeah, well, maybe Bernie’s book was just that good. Or maybe he’s just benefited from that capitalism he’s always railing against.

So weird, right?

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But what if we don’t feel like writing a book? How can we be millionaires, too, Bernie?

Lord knows there are plenty of people who need that money more than Bernie does.

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