If Stephen King were smart, he’d learn a lesson from Pat Sajak about celebrities telling the rest of us how to vote. Alas, King’s too busy patting himself on the back to know his limitations.
Last night, he dished out election advice to Texans in language he figured even they could understand:
Hey Texas Dems and Indies: Remind your Republican friends what they already know: Ted Cruz is a crawdad. You won't upset them, they know it already. Just whisper, "You can vote Beto and tell the exit pollers you voted for Ted the Crawdad."
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) November 2, 2018
We’re sure they’ll take that under advisement, Stephen.
Oh thank god. Finally got your opinion on this. Now I can go vote! Thanks Steve!
— Tyler (@thehart_oftx) November 2, 2018
If there's one thing Texans love, it's a goddamn Yankee telling them what to do. https://t.co/hTIWLKq3RO
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 2, 2018
For real!??
— SeaweedTea Drinker (@BlondieAtlanta) November 2, 2018
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