'Evil genius': No two ways about it ... Brett Kavanaugh got away with 'the perfect crime'

Last night, the New York Times breathlessly reported on a dark moment in Brett Kavanaugh’s past when he — gasp! — threw ice at a fellow bar patron. Presumably, the Times’ story was supposed to be a nail in Kavanaugh’s coffin. But if anything, it just makes Kavanaugh even more impressive:

Of course that evil genius Brett Kavanaugh threw ice at somebody. It’s the perfect crime — the weapon destroys itself.

— Vince Coglianese (@TheDCVince) October 2, 2018

It’s brilliant!

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— Mark Ogner (@Oga23) October 2, 2018

Diabolical ?

— TheNostril (@TheNostril0499) October 2, 2018

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— Ryan (@Rtbuff) October 2, 2018

?? “Mission Impossible” theme plays in background.

— Brooke Knight (@BKnight561) October 2, 2018

Brett Kavanaugh thinks of everything!

The best take so far. https://t.co/W8J6WUjzp1

— Scary Dunleavy ?? (@JerryDunleavy) October 2, 2018