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AWKWARD! Beto O'Rourke might have some trouble explaining this decision if he debates Ted Cruz

Well, geez. No wonder Beto O’Rourke keeps coming up with excuses not to debate Ted Cruz! Can you imagine him trying to explain this to his legions of fans?

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https://twitter.com/KimnotNoir/status/1034821000251273216

Hoo boy.

Maybe he was thinking about how badass he looks on a skateboard.

https://twitter.com/KimnotNoir/status/1034822295288725505

They’re too busy drowning in puddles of their own drool to notice.

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