It’s official: The Babylon Bee has achieved National Treasure status. Check out their spot-on take on the media’s conduct with regard to this weekend’s white nationalist “Unite the Right” march:
Media Disappointed Only 30 White Nationalists Showed Up At Event They Hypedhttps://t.co/rxtmb1fFJY pic.twitter.com/cAUwT3rR2P
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 13, 2018
More from the Babylon Bee:
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Several members of the press expressed their “extreme disappointment” that the white nationalist rally they hyped up for an entire week was only attended by 30 people Saturday.
“We really wanted to use this to inflame the race war, so we were pretty bummed when we couldn’t get a good shot of millions of neo-Nazis marching through the streets of Washington,” said one CNN reporter. “Would have fit perfectly with our narrative. Oh well.”…
Reporters and journalists on the left vowed to continue to stoke the fires of racial tensions, hopefully getting more people to show up whenever another rally is announced.
Do yourselves a favor and read the whole thing. It doesn’t get more perfect than that.
I thought you did satire?
— JDANIEL (@redmandaniel) August 13, 2018
Ostensibly, yes. But we’re living in the Upside-Down now.
https://twitter.com/non_cogito_poof/status/1029048823941869568
But this isn’t even satire!
— vegetal ?? (@dale_gribbs) August 13, 2018
https://twitter.com/ShaneGable0/status/1029048286357860353
babylon bee is more factual than cnn
— stack?? (@Stackular) August 13, 2018
This isn't even satire. It's literally true.
— Templar Fidelis (@RealNarratives) August 13, 2018
https://twitter.com/NumberOneBummer/status/1029045873836257286
My goodness, this site is more accurate than the real news!
— Timstagram (@TimothyRyans) August 13, 2018
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